Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Today, we left the Invisibility Cloak outside of the Whomping Willow. Then Snape found it. FML.
Today, Voldemort told me I have to kill Dumbledore. FML.
Today, my toffee-flavored Bertie Bott’s bean was actually earwax. FML.
Today, Harry did magic at me. FML.
Today, that time Fred and I crossed the line for the Goblet of Fire is the only time we’ll be old together. FML.
Today, Uncle Vernon thought my plan to save him from Voldemort was a ploy so I could get their house. FML.
Today, I changed the time and place of Harry Potter’s hearing at the last minute. Dumbledore came anyway. FML.
Today, Harry Potter survived the Chamber of Secrets. Now I have no one to share my toilet with. FML.
Today, Fred and George followed me around all day shouting at people to make way for the heir of Slytherin and that an evil wizard was coming through. FML.
Today, Lily said she would rather date the giant squid than me. FML.
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