Today, we left the Invisibility Cloak outside of the Whomping Willow. Then Snape found it. FML.
—Harry Potter

Today, we left the Invisibility Cloak outside of the Whomping Willow. Then Snape found it. FML.

—Harry Potter

Today, my toffee-flavored Bertie Bott’s bean was actually earwax. FML.
—Dumbledore

Today, my toffee-flavored Bertie Bott’s bean was actually earwax. FML.

—Dumbledore

Today, that time Fred and I crossed the line for the Goblet of Fire is the only time we’ll be old together. FML.
—George Weasley

Today, that time Fred and I crossed the line for the Goblet of Fire is the only time we’ll be old together. FML.

—George Weasley

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Today, Uncle Vernon thought my plan to save him from Voldemort was a ploy so I could get their house. FML.
—Harry Potter

Today, Uncle Vernon thought my plan to save him from Voldemort was a ploy so I could get their house. FML.

—Harry Potter

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Today, I changed the time and place of Harry Potter’s hearing at the last minute. Dumbledore came anyway. FML.
—Cornelius Fudge

Today, I changed the time and place of Harry Potter’s hearing at the last minute. Dumbledore came anyway. FML.

—Cornelius Fudge

Today, Harry Potter survived the Chamber of Secrets. Now I have no one to share my toilet with. FML.
—Moaning Myrtle

Today, Harry Potter survived the Chamber of Secrets. Now I have no one to share my toilet with. FML.

—Moaning Myrtle

Today, Fred and George followed me around all day shouting at people to make way for the heir of Slytherin and that an evil wizard was coming through. FML.
—Harry Potter

Today, Fred and George followed me around all day shouting at people to make way for the heir of Slytherin and that an evil wizard was coming through. FML.

—Harry Potter

Today, Lily said she would rather date the giant squid than me. FML.
—James Potter

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Today, Lily said she would rather date the giant squid than me. FML.

—James Potter

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