Today, one of my best friends is in prison for killing my other two best friends. FML.
—Remus Lupin
Today, I thought my mother gave me Ginny’s dress by mistake. Turns out it was actually my new dress robes. FML.
—Ron Weasley
Today, I’m remembered more for the fact that the actor who played me went on to play a certain sparkly vampire than for my bravery and tragic death during the Triwizard Tournament. FML.
—Cedric Diggory
Today, I won the Triwizard Tournament. Less than five minutes later, I was disregarded as a spare and killed. FML.
—Cedric Diggory
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Today, Professor Dumbledore cancelled all of the final exams. FML.
—Hermione Granger
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Today, I stole Longbottom’s Remembrall. Now Potter has a Nimbus 2000 and is on the Quidditch team. FML.
—Draco Malfoy
Today, Harry called me a coward. He was right. FML.
—Remus Lupin
Today, Professor Trelawney predicted my death in front of the whole class. FML.
—Harry Potter
Today, Dumbledore made me shake hands with Snape. FML.
—Sirius Black
Today, a house elf dropped a chandelier on me. FML.
—Bellatrix Lestrange
