Today, we left the Invisibility Cloak outside of the Whomping Willow. Then Snape found it. FML.
—Harry Potter
Today, Voldemort told me I have to kill Dumbledore. FML.
—Draco Malfoy
Today, my toffee-flavored Bertie Bott’s bean was actually earwax. FML.
—Dumbledore
Today, that time Fred and I crossed the line for the Goblet of Fire is the only time we’ll be old together. FML.
—George Weasley
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Today, Uncle Vernon thought my plan to save him from Voldemort was a ploy so I could get their house. FML.
—Harry Potter
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Today, I changed the time and place of Harry Potter’s hearing at the last minute. Dumbledore came anyway. FML.
—Cornelius Fudge
Today, Harry Potter survived the Chamber of Secrets. Now I have no one to share my toilet with. FML.
—Moaning Myrtle
Today, Fred and George followed me around all day shouting at people to make way for the heir of Slytherin and that an evil wizard was coming through. FML.
—Harry Potter
Today, Lily said she would rather date the giant squid than me. FML.
—James Potter
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