Today, Harry Potter survived the Chamber of Secrets. Now I have no one to share my toilet with. FML.
—Moaning Myrtle
Today, Fred and George followed me around all day shouting at people to make way for the heir of Slytherin and that an evil wizard was coming through. FML.
—Harry Potter
Today, Professor Dumbledore cancelled all of the final exams. FML.
—Hermione Granger
Submitted by: metaphorical-dreams
Today, I made Polyjuice Potion with what I thought was Millicent Bulstrode’s hair. Turns out it was her cat’s. FML.
—Hermione Granger
Today, I tried to curse Malfoy. It backfired. Now I can’t stop belching up slugs. FML.
—Ron Weasley
Today, Professor Lockhart tried to fix the bones in my arm. He removed them instead. FML.
—Harry Potter
Today, I accidentally freed my house elf. FML.
—Lucius Malfoy
Credit to kathadrion for this one :)
Today, we had to follow the spiders. FML
—Ron Weasley
Harry Potter FML #5
Today, we had to follow the spiders. FML.
