Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Today, Harry Potter survived the Chamber of Secrets. Now I have no one to share my toilet with. FML.
Today, Fred and George followed me around all day shouting at people to make way for the heir of Slytherin and that an evil wizard was coming through. FML.
Today, Professor Dumbledore cancelled all of the final exams. FML.
Submitted by: metaphorical-dreams
Today, I made Polyjuice Potion with what I thought was Millicent Bulstrode’s hair. Turns out it was her cat’s. FML.
Today, I tried to curse Malfoy. It backfired. Now I can’t stop belching up slugs. FML.
Today, Professor Lockhart tried to fix the bones in my arm. He removed them instead. FML.
Today, I accidentally freed my house elf. FML.
Credit to kathadrion for this one :)
Today, we had to follow the spiders. FML
Today, we had to follow the spiders. FML.