Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Today, Voldemort told me I have to kill Dumbledore. FML.
Today, Voldemort hugged me. In front of everyone. FML.
Today, I tried to show affection by giving Draco a hug. Now everyone keeps making fun of me. FML.
Today, I stole Longbottom’s Remembrall. Now Potter has a Nimbus 2000 and is on the Quidditch team. FML.
Today, I tried to eavesdrop on Malfoy. He Petrified me, broke my nose, and left me under my Invisibility Cloak on the Hogwarts Express. FML.
Today, Malfoy insulted Buckbeak. Buckbeak reacted exactly as I told the class he would, but he and I are the ones in trouble? FML.
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Today, I tried to curse Malfoy. It backfired. Now I can’t stop belching up slugs. FML.
Today, a professor turned me into a ferret. FML.
Today, Voldemort hugged me…in front of everyone. FML.
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