Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Today, Voldemort told me I have to kill Dumbledore. FML.
Today, my toffee-flavored Bertie Bott’s bean was actually earwax. FML.
Today, I changed the time and place of Harry Potter’s hearing at the last minute. Dumbledore came anyway. FML.
Today, Dumbledore was right. FML.
Today, I had to kill Dumbledore. FML.
Today, I tried to use my scar to navigate the London Underground. I got lost. FML.
Today, Professor Dumbledore cancelled all of the final exams. FML.
Submitted by: metaphorical-dreams
Today, Dumbledore made me shake hands with Snape. FML.
Today, Dumbledore sent us to our common rooms when there was a troll in the dungeons. Our common rooms are in the dungeons. FML.
Submitted by: fevil-devil
Today, Snape killed Dumbledore. FML.
—Everyone who isn’t a Death Eater