Today, Voldemort told me I have to kill Dumbledore. FML.
—Draco Malfoy
Today, my toffee-flavored Bertie Bott’s bean was actually earwax. FML.
—Dumbledore
Today, I changed the time and place of Harry Potter’s hearing at the last minute. Dumbledore came anyway. FML.
—Cornelius Fudge
Today, Dumbledore was right. FML.
—Cornelius Fudge
Today, I had to kill Dumbledore. FML.
—Severus Snape
Today, I tried to use my scar to navigate the London Underground. I got lost. FML.
—Albus Dumbledore
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Today, Professor Dumbledore cancelled all of the final exams. FML.
—Hermione Granger
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Today, Dumbledore made me shake hands with Snape. FML.
—Sirius Black
Today, Dumbledore sent us to our common rooms when there was a troll in the dungeons. Our common rooms are in the dungeons. FML.
—The Slytherins
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Today, Snape killed Dumbledore. FML.
—Everyone who isn’t a Death Eater
