Today, that time Fred and I crossed the line for the Goblet of Fire is the only time we’ll be old together. FML.
—George Weasley
(Source: harrypotterfmls)
Today, Umbridge banned us from Quidditch for life. FML.
—Harry Potter, Fred Weasley, and George Weasley
Today, we have boils that make sitting on a broomstick a right pain in the—
FML.
—Fred and George Weasley
Today, Ludo Bagman paid us in leprechaun gold. FML.
—Fred and George Weasley
Today, I became saint-like, but not exactly in the way I’d have hoped. FML.
—George Weasley
Idea credit for this one goes to both ohmyjeans and mylifewithharrypotter1997, who both put one about George Weasley losing his ear in my ask box at basically the exact same time.