Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Today, I was insulted by a piece of parchment. FML.
Today, we tried to shut Percy in a pyramid. Mum caught us. FML.
—Fred and George
Today, the Prisoner of Azkaban movie still does not explain the Marauder’s Map subplot. FML.
—Harry Potter fans
Today, Voldemort hugged me. In front of everyone. FML.
Today, I found out that I’ve actually been taking secret potions advice from Snape. FML.
Today, the annoying know-it-all on the train was put in the same House as me. FML.
Today, I was resurrected. My nose wasn’t. FML.
Today, Professor Dumbledore chose a werewolf for the Defense Against the Dark Arts job instead of me. FML.
Today, The Casual Vacancy is still not Harry Potter: The Adult Years. FML.
—Harry Potter Fans
Today, I summoned Voldemort because we had Harry Potter. Then he escaped. FML.