Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Today, one of my best friends is in prison for killing my other two best friends. FML.
Today, I thought my mother gave me Ginny’s dress by mistake. Turns out it was actually my new dress robes. FML.
Today, I’m remembered more for the fact that the actor who played me went on to play a certain sparkly vampire than for my bravery and tragic death during the Triwizard Tournament. FML.
Today, I won the Triwizard Tournament. Less than five minutes later, I was disregarded as a spare and killed. FML.
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Today, Professor Dumbledore cancelled all of the final exams. FML.
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Today, I stole Longbottom’s Remembrall. Now Potter has a Nimbus 2000 and is on the Quidditch team. FML.
Today, Harry called me a coward. He was right. FML.
Today, Professor Trelawney predicted my death in front of the whole class. FML.
Today, Dumbledore made me shake hands with Snape. FML.
Today, a house elf dropped a chandelier on me. FML.