Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Today, it’s the last day of term, and I still don’t have back everything people took and hid from me. FML.
Today, I made Polyjuice Potion with what I thought was Millicent Bulstrode’s hair. Turns out it was her cat’s. FML.
Today, we found out that Hagrid is keeping his giant half-brother in the Forbidden Forest. FML.
—Harry Potter and Hermione Granger
Today, Dumbledore sent us to our common rooms when there was a troll in the dungeons. Our common rooms are in the dungeons. FML.
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Today, there was a troll in the dungeons. FML.
—Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, and Hermione Granger
Today, Snape gave me detention during the last Quidditch match of the year. FML.
Today, Umbridge banned us from Quidditch for life. FML.
—Harry Potter, Fred Weasley, and George Weasley
Today, I had a dream that Ron’s dad got attacked by a snake. Turns out it wasn’t a dream. FML.
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Today, I found out I have to take extra lessons. With Snape. FML.
Today, I was so bad at being Keeper that I accidentally punched Demelza Robins in the mouth during Quidditch practice. FML.