Today, I changed the time and place of Harry Potter’s hearing at the last minute. Dumbledore came anyway. FML.
—Cornelius Fudge
Today, Dumbledore was right. FML.
—Cornelius Fudge
Today, it’s the last day of term, and I still don’t have back everything people took and hid from me. FML.
—Luna Lovegood
Today, we found out that Hagrid is keeping his giant half-brother in the Forbidden Forest. FML.
—Harry Potter and Hermione Granger
Today, Umbridge banned us from Quidditch for life. FML.
—Harry Potter, Fred Weasley, and George Weasley
Today, I had a dream that Ron’s dad got attacked by a snake. Turns out it wasn’t a dream. FML.
—Harry Potter
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Today, I found out I have to take extra lessons. With Snape. FML.
—Harry Potter
Today, I saw that Snape may have been right about what my father was like at Hogwarts. FML.
—Harry Potter
Today, we have boils that make sitting on a broomstick a right pain in the—
FML.
—Fred and George Weasley
Today, I have to stay in my mother’s house and clean rather than do something useful for the Order. FML.
—Sirius Black
