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Today, I changed the time and place of Harry Potter’s hearing at the last minute. Dumbledore came anyway. FML.
Today, Dumbledore was right. FML.
Today, it’s the last day of term, and I still don’t have back everything people took and hid from me. FML.
Today, we found out that Hagrid is keeping his giant half-brother in the Forbidden Forest. FML.
—Harry Potter and Hermione Granger
Today, Umbridge banned us from Quidditch for life. FML.
—Harry Potter, Fred Weasley, and George Weasley
Today, I had a dream that Ron’s dad got attacked by a snake. Turns out it wasn’t a dream. FML.
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Today, I found out I have to take extra lessons. With Snape. FML.
Today, I saw that Snape may have been right about what my father was like at Hogwarts. FML.
Today, we have boils that make sitting on a broomstick a right pain in the—
—Fred and George Weasley
Today, I have to stay in my mother’s house and clean rather than do something useful for the Order. FML.