Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Today, one of my best friends is in prison for killing my other two best friends. FML.
Today, Harry called me a coward. He was right. FML.
Today, I forgot to take my potion. Then I almost attacked Harry, Ron, and Hermione, let Wormtail go free, and ensured that Sirius would have to remain a fugitive. FML.
Idea credit to positive-thinkers!