Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Today, the annoying know-it-all on the train was put in the same House as me. FML.
Today, I thought my mother gave me Ginny’s dress by mistake. Turns out it was actually my new dress robes. FML.
Today, there was a troll in the dungeons. FML.
—Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, and Hermione Granger
Today, I was so bad at being Keeper that I accidentally punched Demelza Robins in the mouth during Quidditch practice. FML.
Today, I forgot to take my potion. Then I almost attacked Harry, Ron, and Hermione, let Wormtail go free, and ensured that Sirius would have to remain a fugitive. FML.
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Today, I was told I have the emotional range of a teaspoon by the girl who is obsessed with house elves. FML.
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Today, I have so many freckles that a Healer in a portrait at St. Mungo’s thought I had spattergroit. FML.
Today, I tried to curse Malfoy. It backfired. Now I can’t stop belching up slugs. FML.
Today, I tried to turn my rat yellow. Nothing happened. FML.
Today, it’s my first day at Hogwarts, and I have to live up to my five older brothers. FML.